Hello, I'm Lewis Bond from Stockport (near Manchester); and if you were to read this description before 31st March 2011 at 20:20 you would have seen an incredibly long tale. Only few are privileged to have seen it. I like acquiring bitches and money, swearing, venti caramel frappacinos coffee based with cream, Subway, making bets with God (I always win), making noises in a silent room and not sleeping.
FAVOURITE MUSIC: Avenged Sevenfold, Muse, System Of A Down, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Rise Against, Rage Against the Machine, Enter Shikari, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendix, Maximum the Hormone, Led Zepplin The Prodigy, N.W.A, Wu-Tang Clan, OFWGKTA and Letlive.
FAVOURITE FILMS: Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, A Clockwork Orange, Oldboy, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Inception, Clerks, along with maaaaanny others.
TV I like is Dexter, The Wire, Sopranos, Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, Boardwalk Empire and South Park.
I'm also an atheist whose ambition it is to become a filmmaker. Don't take my Tumblr too seriously....cos I will shove my foot so far up your arse, the water on my knee will quench your THIRST! Enjoy ^_^
“My name’s Leonard Washington, and I don’t suck dick for nobody.”
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thelastdandelion:
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
LMAO omg.
it just gets better and better
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